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PostSubject: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 08:41

Are they all gay cock munchers?

Discuss.

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 11:42

Are we still bitter about being relegated to the fizzy pop league and not being able to join in converstations about premier league football anymore??

To me the biggest cock munchers in football have to be the toon, for so long the have talked up there club as a super power in football but have achieved considerably less than most in fact one cup in 34 years and that was the Texaco Cup Winners (anyone got a fookin clue what this was)!!!!

So before we get all bitter and jealous of the Villa and Villa fans by describing them as cock munchers, may i remind you that the Toon are a bunch of shit shovling retarded homo fuckwits and i''ll bullet point why:

1, We have been brought out by a millionaire you better watch out now - famous Dags quote.
2, The Messiah has returned (Kevin Keegan) You better watch out now - another famous Bob Dags quote
3, The messiah has returned (Alan Shearer) we will stay up now - another Dags quote
4, Shearer is going to sign to stay on as manager we will be back up next season (watch this space) another Bob Dags quote

And how many of us will be backing Newcastle at the bookies to return to the top flight with the deluded bunch of fuckwit fans who still think they are a big club....maybe in that division you are.....welcome to your true home and i will be abcking the Albion to thrash you on the opening day.

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 11:51

delly wrote:
Toon are a bunch of shit shovling retarded homo fuckwits


lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 11:55

lmfao delly
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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 11:58

Its also strange that its rocket that gives Newcastle all the stick and Delly/gremmo get it in the neck

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 12:01

i think its because i sent him a text messgae askin if he was coming to peafest, he sent one back with some silly excuse that his gas bill has gone up........ thud

Can we get an under the thumb smiley please

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 12:03

delly wrote:
that his gas bill has gone up........ thud



Why do folk not just say, Im not coming because of the missus instead of making up pish excuses.

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 12:05

yeah i know what you mean.


i can't make peafest this year guys, the hotel is to far to travel for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Fri Jun 19 2009, 12:07

ObiwanKanBlowMe wrote:
yeah i know what you mean.

i can't make peafest this year guys, the hotel is to far to travel for me.


You had a lucky escape last year can you imagine all the stick you would have got if you had gone to sticky vickys instead!!!

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ASTON VILLA (DELLY) 7 MANCHESTER UTD (OBI) 3 13/11/09
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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Mon Jun 22 2009, 09:37

delly did describe me as a cock muncher in his text asking me if i was going to peafeast. And yes i am still bitter about villa putting the nail in the coffin and enjoying it from what i hear. We will be back and when we do i will back us to beat Villa home and Away.

bring it on.

P.S. Rocket may knock NUFC but MUFC beat Hull so we would have stayed up if our squad wasn't full of wankers.

P.S.S I don't think i'm the only one who's mrs wears the trousers but cash is my sticking point not her in doors, I am skint. I have a plan to get out of it but it's long term.

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Mon Jun 22 2009, 11:01

b o b DAGS wrote:
We will be back and when we do i will back us to beat Villa home and Away.


Any ideas when Dags? 2019? I look forward to it Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Mon Jun 22 2009, 11:39

b o b DAGS wrote:
delly did describe me as a cock muncher in his text


would anyone like to disagree??? lol!

b o b DAGS wrote:
We will be back and when we do i will back us to beat Villa home and Away.


Thank fook for that i'm glad you didnt back the villa with your track record....6 points in the bag cheers lol!

b o b DAGS wrote:
P.S. Rocket may knock NUFC but MUFC beat Hull so we would have stayed up if our squad wasn't full of wankers.


Has Rocket got some pics of you getting arse raped or something????

b o b DAGS wrote:
P.S.S I don't think i'm the only one who's mrs wears the trousers


So she does tell you what you can and cant do lol!

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FIFA10 RESULTS

ASTON VILLA (DELLY) 7 MANCHESTER UTD (OBI) 0 06/11/09

ASTON VILLA (DELLY) 7 MANCHESTER UTD (OBI) 3 13/11/09
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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Mon Jun 22 2009, 12:19

delly wrote:
b o b DAGS wrote:
delly did describe me as a cock muncher in his text


would anyone like to disagree??? lol!

b o b DAGS wrote:
We will be back and when we do i will back us to beat Villa home and Away.


Thank fook for that i'm glad you didnt back the villa with your track record....6 points in the bag cheers lol!

b o b DAGS wrote:
P.S. Rocket may knock NUFC but MUFC beat Hull so we would have stayed up if our squad wasn't full of wankers.


Has Rocket got some pics of you getting arse raped or something????

b o b DAGS wrote:
P.S.S I don't think i'm the only one who's mrs wears the trousers


So she does tell you what you can and cant do lol!
it's early days with her in doors, she's as strong willed as me so it's a battle sometimes. Like any relationship, I am just honest about it.

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Mon Jun 22 2009, 12:23

You make it sound like house training a dog mate!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Villa fans   Mon Jun 22 2009, 12:59

b o b DAGS wrote:
it's early days with her in doors, she's as strong willed as me so it's a battle sometimes. Like any relationship, I am just honest about it.


When a women starts making decisions for you so early into a relationship that means one thing.........you'll be under the thumb forever!!!!!!!!!!

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FIFA10 RESULTS

ASTON VILLA (DELLY) 7 MANCHESTER UTD (OBI) 0 06/11/09

ASTON VILLA (DELLY) 7 MANCHESTER UTD (OBI) 3 13/11/09
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